PARTLY FACETIOUS: PM didn’t leave the PM House till judgement “The Man Who Shall Remain Nameless did the honourable thing by resigning.” “Shall or Must?” “Shall is in... Published 21 Jun, 2023 05:21am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Who’s Snow White in this scenario? “I would like to know which group of people have not yet gone to the Lahore Corps Commander’s official residence... Published 20 Jun, 2023 03:16am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The Sharifs don’t read books? “I want to set up a fund.” “What; like the Chief Justice Saqib Nisar Dam Fund?” “Hey get your facts right... Published 17 Jun, 2023 06:13am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Chicken price rising since Dar landed back “There is no one left out there but us chickens.” “Excuse me? I resent being referred to as a chicken, there... Published 16 Jun, 2023 06:27am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Trump following the examples of our leaders “Once you engage a lawyer whatever you say is guided by that person.” “I am impressed – you exhibited gender... Published 15 Jun, 2023 06:03am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The Man Who Shall Remain Nameless is Chairman of the cricket board “The co-protagonists…” “Who do you mean?” “You are a member of the IPP!” “You mean Independent Power... Published 14 Jun, 2023 06:21am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: A down is always down the road “Oooops.” “A suicide bomber…” “Hey that’s not a topic I want to discuss. I find it extremely ... Published 13 Jun, 2023 06:00am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: But there is no revolving door with The Khan “Oooops.” “It was the unkindest cut of all I tell you.” “Ali Zaidi and Imran Ismail at Tareen’s…but ... Updated 09 Jun, 2023 06:46am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: How do you define the end of the road? “I welcome visionaries because at least they can see the end of the road.” “Where at least 230 million out of... Published 08 Jun, 2023 06:30am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Finally, IMF bailout in sight? “Shehbaz Sharif, the Prime Minister, sees the International Monetary Fund deal materializing this month.”... Published 07 Jun, 2023 06:05am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: School of lies “There are three kinds of lies, lies, damned lies and statistics.” “I have heard that one, many times before,... Published 06 Jun, 2023 05:33am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Indeed, a ‘suicide attack’ “It’s nothing short of a suicide attack.” “What are you referring to? You must narrow it down – I mean... Published 03 Jun, 2023 03:52am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: It was a big belly to big belly embrace “You gotta play your cards right in life.” “Agreed but sometime the cards that are dealt are not winning... Published 02 Jun, 2023 03:56am
Opinion Partly Facetious: ‘The lady doth protest too much, methinks’ “Why do you think the International Monetary Fund (IMF) referred to the country’s politics while saying that we... Published 01 Jun, 2023 03:34am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Sticks and stones may break my bones… “So who is taking the decisions?” “On what subject?” “Really! You live in the Land of the Pure and you ... Published 31 May, 2023 03:57am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Belief is extremely partisan concept “So who do you believe?” “I reckon belief is an extremely partisan concept - I don’t think the Khanzadehs... Published 30 May, 2023 03:37am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: ‘Beware the Ides of March’ “I am sad.” “Is it the 9 May…” “Nope but speaking of the month of May, Shakespeare warned of the ides of... Updated 27 May, 2023 07:16am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: We all do what our conscience dictates? “Conscience is good and bad and…” “OK so not an animal thingy.” “Hey this is neither the time nor the... Published 26 May, 2023 06:48am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Murshed always trumps the guided “The Khan’s twitter account is increasingly in Urdu instead of English.” “Hmmm, that’s because reportedly... Published 25 May, 2023 06:27am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: ‘Crazy glue or super glue’ “The Khan can dump The Man with the Plane, he can dump The Man on whom he bestowed a senatorship against quite a... Published 24 May, 2023 05:57am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Offering arguments in favour of IK, NS, SS, NMN “I am not an apologist for The Khan but…” “Stop right there – my experience is whenever anyway distances... Published 23 May, 2023 06:14am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The Khan has lost the battle “Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone is an English proverb…” “Stop right there. The... Updated 20 May, 2023 06:26am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: There’s a need for dialogue now “Dialogue and not monologue is what is needed.” “Well both sides are engaged in monologues – and government... Published 19 May, 2023 06:17am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Political workers must not be tried under Army Act “I see the same pattern.” “What pattern? Disclaiming responsibility by a party head, and for good measure... Published 18 May, 2023 06:10am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Spiritual guidance is person specific “I always thought we are a nation that believes in getting a second opinion.” “My mother was diagnosed with... Published 17 May, 2023 06:22am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Einstein’s theory doesn’t explain the black hole “The theory of relativity is close to the hearts of the people of the Land of the Pure.” “Well I for one... Published 16 May, 2023 03:23am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: A chocolate chip cookie reminds me of the Khan “Such bravado!” “Indeed, bravado outside and silence bordering on cowardice inside!” “Ha ha, that’s the... Updated 13 May, 2023 06:33am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Sunak’s interesting take “Rishi Sunak, the accidental UK Prime Minister, stated that UK is carefully monitoring the situation in... Published 12 May, 2023 05:59am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: A performance analysis of murshids “Why are you shaking your head? It’s not as if former heads of government have never been arrested.” “Yes... Published 11 May, 2023 05:54am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The unfortunate IK-army spat “So The Khan says he tried to nominate the army officer in he FIR who he suspected of being behind the attempt on... Published 10 May, 2023 06:03am